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War After War Prologue by HouseMDfan, literature

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War After War Prologue

From Peace to War Maryland Approximately 0700, November 1981 Personal Memoirs I never thought war would sprout twice during my time on Earth, but it did. My God did it ever. Eight years after the Second World War and we were already involved in war once more. Not just with Europe, but with the World. It was a slaughter. There were too many alliances to count; once something was done one alliance would most probably dissolve. We fought because we were told to fight by the government. The UN was gone, past alliances were broken and new ones were made with past enemies. My father, a colonel in the Army, was sent before me. He was stationed

Androgyn and Butch Part 2 by HouseMDfan, literature

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Androgyn and Butch Part 2

Chapter 2 Second Verse, Same As the First Kate sighed a little as she sat in front of the home Shane owned. She shook her head, rubbing at her forehead. She pulled her cell phone off of her belt loop and flicked it open, staring at the time despite the fact that it was displayed on the radio in her car. Another shake of the head occurred then she put the phone away. She opened the door then slipped out, her sneakers hitting the asphalt. She shifted her jeans, the gun holster on her belt slapping against her thigh. She glanced down at the GUSH t-shirt she wore then made her way up to the front porch. Her finger lightly touched the doorbell

Androgyn and Butch Equals...? by HouseMDfan, literature

Adventures in Retail by HouseMDfan, literature

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Adventures in Retail

Taken from NotAlwaysRight.com (A woman who had gone through my line earlier that day came up to me.) Customer: Give me back my g****** keys! Me: Excuse me? Customer: My car keys! Give them back!= Me: I wasn't aware that I had them. Ma'am, are your keys lost? I can get someone to help you find them if you want. Customer: No! I know it was you who took them! I put them up on this little *points to the tray next to the debit machine*and when I got home I couldn't find them anywhere! Me: When when you got home? Ma'am, did you drive home? Customer: Well, duh! What kind of idiot are you? Do you think I'm poor?*gives a disgusted look* Me: h

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The Newest Avatar Part 1 by HouseMDfan, literature

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The Newest Avatar Part 1

It has been some time since Avatar Aang defeated Fire Lord Ozai. The Avatar Cycle has continued through Water and Earth, now the next Avatar is ready to be named. Trouble is brewing in the world, will the new Avatar be able to stop it? “Anzu, wake up,” a girl’s voice pierced through the haze between sleep and consciousness. “No,” the sleeping girl Anzu grumbled, rolling over and putting her pillow over her head. “You want to be late for school?” asked Anzu’s older sister. “I want sleep, that’s what I want Zara,” Anzu muttered from underneath the pillow. “Don’t make me g

An RP post I'm very proud of by HouseMDfan, literature

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An RP post I'm very proud of

Vega groaned as she slowly opened her eyes. It was a new day. A new day for training that was. She was a Saiyan, and therefore felt the pull to become better and stronger than before... She groaned and rubbed her head a little bit. She glanced around the barracks. Second class saiyan warriors had roomier barracks than the third class warriors, but it was still pretty cramped. She was not exactly well-rested, as she had had a nightmare in the middle of the night. It seemed she was the only one to be plagued by them. She had spoken to her best friend and had been laughed at. Saiyan warriors do not have nightmares! It makes them weak! But Vega

Things I Hate Part 1 by HouseMDfan, literature

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My Friend Is Insane by HouseMDfan, literature

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My Friend Is Insane

The anger enters in her mind, hatred blinds her. She cannot figure out why she is so upset. No one has done a thing to her, yet still she shouts and screams. Is she not right? Is she insane? Has she lost all control? Come inside and be afraid, of this impressive mess I've made. Oh yeah, have you ever lost your mind? Have you ever lost control? Have you ever felt like you were drowning? Have you ever felt like you were being buried alive by your own mind? A heavy burden weighs down upon you, wicked thoughts go flittering through. Can't hold on to a single one, each more wicked than the next. If only people knew, what went on inside of you; if

If You Could Only Speak... by HouseMDfan, literature

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If You Could Only Speak...

I would speak to the Goddess, and ask her why so many things have happened in my life. I cannot understand at this point in time why life has gotten so hard for me, why things have happened the way they have. I cannot figure out the lessons I am supposed to learn. I would ask her why things happen in the world, why so many people must die for so many different reasons. I would ask why she allows people to be born that have so many things wrong with them. I would ask if she made people, or if she allowed evolution to happen the way people say it does. I would ask why certain things are grown naturally, while others have to be made in the lab,

My Favorite Place by HouseMDfan, literature

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My Favorite Place

It’s a messy place. But it isn’t too messy, at least not in my eyes. It has a bed, a dresser, a chest of drawers, two bookshelves, and a bedside table. There are things on top of each piece of furniture. My bed usually has a book, or my laptop computer; at night, it has my dog. My dresser has an old glass milk bottle on it, where I keep my spare change. It also has a small lamp. My bedside table houses another lamp, along with a pile of papers and magazines. My bookshelves hold hundreds of books within, and hold a lot of different sculptures and figurines of wolves and dragons. There is also a painted steer my brother got for me.

I'm Just Me by HouseMDfan, literature

Fallout 3 'Fanfic' by HouseMDfan, literature

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Fallout 3 'Fanfic'

Although humans wished it weren't so, it is inherent within the human genetic makeup to be aggressive. Aggression, if it is not reined in, causes wars. War...war never changes. This is the story of a survivor of the war to end all wars. Everything is not how it seems...and utopia is a joke. The vaults were meant to preserve life, or were they? Were they perhaps...a huge governmental experiment? All that is supposedly known is that nobody goes in, nobody ever goes out. But that is a downright lie. The story starts with a man and a woman, deeply in love and very much expecting a child. The wastelands are a harsh place to raise a child, so the

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Who I Am: I have been a visitor of DA since its inception, and just recently came up with a name. I am currently looking for someone who would be willing to draw my roleplaying characters/favorite ships. If you want to collab on a comic book of some kind (Me doing the dialogue) let me know.

I was a fan of House MD (Obviously), but my interest has wandered.

What I do: I am a writer first and foremost.

PS. I love my girlfriend ZioxyShelton

Current Residence: USA
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large
Print preference: None
Favourite genre of music: Rock, Celtic, Swing/Big Band
Favourite photographer: N/A
Favourite style of art: anime
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: lil Monsta
Shell of choice: N/A
Wallpaper of choice: Kate Moennig
Skin of choice: My own
Favourite cartoon character: Vegeta, Hiei, Wolverine
Personal Quote: I don't need to fight to prove I'm right.

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N/A

Favourite Movies

Too many

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Disturbed, Jimmy/Tommy Dorsey, Old Blind Dogs, Metallica, Pink, The High Kings

Favourite Writers

Terry Goodkind, Poe,

Favourite Games

Fallout 3, COD4, Call of Duty: World At War

Favourite Gaming Platform

Xbox 360

Tools of the Trade

Computer, Microsoft Word, my brain

Other Interests

The L Word, Three RiversKate Moennig, HouseMD, Xmen, Art, writing, roleplaying, comics, anime, manga

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HouseMDfan

Dec 25, 2009

Happy Yule/Christmas!

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Happy Yule to everyone! Here are my gifts: Some new Christmas themed jammies 1 Green Lantern sweatshirt 1 set of workout clothes (yay) 1 Superman sweatshirt 1 Wolverine shirt 2 pairs of jeans w/ t-shirts 1 pair of Family Guy fleece (with Stewie!) 1 pair of Simpsons fleece (with Homer) 3 bags of gummi bears 1 container of M&Ms 12 months of Xbox LIVE $25 Amazon gift card $25 Movie theater gift card The complete 'A Bit of Fry and Laurie' collection seasons 1-4(Pip pip cheerio) McGraw cologne from my girlfriend Xmen Origins: Wolverine (360) Batman Arkham Asylum (360) Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (360) The Godfather II (360)

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HouseMDfan

Dec 13, 2009

sighs

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Around Thanksgiving I learned my dog has mouth cancer. Now only some of you know i already lost a dog to heart disease a few weeks before now. So... I'm really depressed. Not to mention I've been working out up a storm but I still have belly fat. I'm also probably going to be having surgery next year, if my insurance deems my breast size as a health hazard. This is in no way an elective sex change type surgery, it is simply a 'MY TITS ARE TOO BIG, MAKE THEM SMALLER' surgery. Apparently I can fill out a C/D and fit into a DD depending on the maker. That's too damn big. I don't want Dolly Parton tits. uhm let's see...school is almost out for t